I was playing with Facebook and out of curiosity checked my horoscope today:
Avoid all food excess and do some exercise every day if you want to keep fit. Probably an intestinal disorder. Some slight financial difficulties. If you intent to embark on a legal action, give up the idea altogether; it will prove more advantageous to settle the difference out of court. Isolate yourself whenever possible in order to regain your nervous and mental equilibrium.
Talk about weird!