18 Questions about yourself

And here are my answers:

1.Describe yourself briefly.

Tall, dark, and handsome. Sometimes delusional.

2.How do you feel about your work? How do you feel about your hobbies or special interests?

Work? Life is a hobby, dude.

3.What is your opinion of today’s youth?

I don't have any.

4.What changes have taken place in society since the time you were a teenager?

I got old.

5.Do you have any special philosophy that guides your life?

Hey dude... 420 is a good number.

6.What are your immediate goals? What are your long-range goals?

See #5.

7.What were you doing 5 years ago? Have you attained some of the goals that you set for yourself since that time?

I'll get back to you in five years.

8.In what ways are you a different person than you were in your early 20’s?

I'm old.

9.Have you had a mentor in your adult life?

See #5.

10.If you had your life to live over again, what would you do differently?

I'd quit my job before I even started.

11.What do you look forward to most in the future?

Getting older.

12.How do you feel about marriage? How do you feel about sex?

No. YES.

13.How do you feel about children? (Whether a parent or not.)

I like other people's children. When they're quiet and invisible.

14.How do you feel about grandchildren? (Whether a grandparent or not.)

I may be old, but I'm not that old.

15.Do you think children should be raised in a permissive, authoritarian, or authoritative manner? (Whether a parent or not.)

They should live in Limbo.

16.How do your friendships today compare to those during your teens? Do you have the same friends?


17.How do you feel about old age?

I'm there already.

18.What else do you think is relevant to your personality and development as an adult?

I took this fucking quiz, didn't I?

Of course, I'm just joking.  You really think I'll tell you anything about myself? You must be naive.


Carpe Diem said…
"You really think I'll tell you anything about myself?"

*See previous post.*

So vague....
Anonymous said…
yes! there it is! I knew we had something in common. we are BOTH, delusional.

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