Surefire Way To Success

My friend Dawno gave me a great idea:

Buy 10 copies of The Pacific Between. Send one copy each to the ten people on the list below then send the list with the last name removed and put your name in its place. In just 12 to 16 weeks 1,347,257 copies of my book would have been bought, and I'll be a mega-best seller!!!

I'll start the list:

1. Santa
2. Dracula
3. CareBear
4. Kermit the Frog
5. Darth Vader
6. Casper the Friendly Ghost
7. Zeus
8. Helen of Troy
9. Father Time
10. Paulie Shore

(seriously, this might work... start your list NOW, I say)